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I do stuff. So there.
Hello, my name is Shane Williams and I do stuff. The things you will find here are my passions. I love to design, write, create, explore, and have fun! Take a look around... you never know what you'll find in Shane's Brain!
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Shane
Jan 16, 20242 min read
Clutch
Brisk and fresh, the sun arises, Paints the trail with light, Winding up the mountain slant— A hiking man’s delight. My son and I, we...
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Shane
Dec 22, 20231 min read
Deadly Homework
It’s obvious that Science is not my favorite class, and Mrs. Nogg, my teacher, doesn’t think that I will pass. She’s heard all my excuses...
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Shane
Dec 20, 20231 min read
Don't Read It
This poem isn’t very good; Just move on to the rest. I think you’ll like the others fine, But this one’s not the best. Frankly, I’m...
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Shane
Dec 19, 20231 min read
Up a Tree
Our hen is crazy as can be, She built her nest up in a tree. I know it seems a bit absurd (She wants to be a normal bird) She lays her...
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Shane
Dec 1, 20231 min read
Large Marge
Marge the sea cow – Zero vanity! She ate so much – Pure insanity! Got so damn fat! (excuse profanity) She makes us exclaim “Oh, the huge...
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Shane
Nov 30, 20231 min read
The Long and Short of it
The greatest poems are short and sweet. My favorite poems are brief. A poem shouldn’t be too long, And that’s my firm belief. A poem...
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Shane
Nov 29, 20231 min read
Rise and Shine!
Last night our toilet died - bum luck We couldn't get the thing unstuck Dad called our plumber, Don McFred "Oh please come help us" Papa...
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Shane
Nov 28, 20231 min read
Dancin'
"You're a wonderful dancer," She said with a smile, As I shimmied and shuffled And boogied with style. "Thank you..." I stammered, "I...
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Shane
Nov 22, 20231 min read
Going Around in Circles
Something strange is happening. I’ve noticed something odd. Construction crews descending on streets that don’t seem flawed. I wonder,...
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Shane
Nov 21, 20231 min read
No Longer Cold
A tickle in the inner ear. A slightly scratchy throat. An ever-ready stench of fear Has dug a deeper moat. A smile gone, day covers...
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Shane
Nov 20, 20231 min read
Slow and Steady
My turtle ran a marathon. My turtle won first place. He started running last year… but just won this year’s race.
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Shane
Nov 16, 20231 min read
Sitting Pretty
I’ve got my cape, I’ve got my whip I’m not scared in the least! I’ll teach it not to buck or bite I’ll tame this wild beast! And when I’m...
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Shane
Nov 15, 20231 min read
The Man Within
The outer shell smiles. Drawing people in. Giving warm hugs and friendly handshakes. Look deep and behold the man within. His true...
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Shane
Nov 14, 20231 min read
Desserted
I like to go out hunting With my dad and Uncle Bruce. We seek the grandest trophy - the elusive Chocolate Moose! We’ll hike the steepest...
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Shane
Nov 10, 20231 min read
Gas Station Lane
Today was great! I can't complain... We drove on down Gas Station Lane Tons of pumps And drums and cans The perfect drive For station...
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Shane
Nov 9, 20231 min read
Paper Airplane
a fold then another behold it takes flight and soars in the hearts of the young and it's height is not overlooked by the laughter around...
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Shane
Nov 8, 20231 min read
Work With Me On This One
At this point when you're done. And this will probably make more sense Is really lots of fun, You'll see that reading upwards That...
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Shane
Nov 7, 20231 min read
Superglue
Superglue makers must make tons of money, They probably laugh and think it's funny It works just fine the first time but Then the...
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Shane
Nov 6, 20232 min read
My Friend, The Magic Blue Sand Dollar
My friend the blue sand dollar Is a friend forever true We've climbed the frosty mountains And sailed the ocean blue Every Sunday morning...
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Shane
Nov 3, 20231 min read
Get Real
Does the artificial crab come from a wave pool’s surf? Do instant mashed potatoes grow in artificial turf? Did those artificial trees...
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